yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
OMFG JENSEN AND JARED ARE IN TEXAS AND MY FRIEND RAN INTO THEM TODAY.
I AM SO FUCKING JEALOUS HOLY SHIT.
Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.
This man knows his audience
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
when one character wants nothing more than to protect another
and they die anyway (•‿•)
Sometimes I see things, I think. Out of the corner of my eye, taunting me, and then it’s gone. And dreams. Such horrible dreams.
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?