ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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i-write-poetry-not-tragedies:

alinatotheleft:

frnkoreo:

happilyneverforever:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”

Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat

Thank God in homeschooled.

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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Photoshop like a boss

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Wait for it

(via correplatanito)

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2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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sluttyoliveoil:

I used to be a tumblr user but now I’m a tumblr abuser

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bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

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pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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time for bed u little shit

time for bed u little shit

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peppermonster:

a very real world reaction to the superhero concept

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#groot   

sixpenceee:

tomorrowwillsurelybesunny:

sixpenceee:

Sometimes when my mom calls me from downstairs and I have absolutely NO idea what she said, I shout back “OK” and hope that’s enough. 

what if it was a monster asking if it could eat your mother in her voice and you said OK

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fugaazi:

me

fugaazi:

me

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#botfa