pros of dating me
- have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.
cons of dating me
- 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'
*looks in a mirror* you again
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
when ur walking by people and they laugh
*points at mirror* what the hell
In case you are sad here are some animals wearing sweaters.
Oh man! Yes! Finally we’ll all be able to keep them away!
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.